I'll be honest with you, I was listening to Pineapple Upside Down by Queef Jerky and I wanted to put my thoughts on that somewhere but I didn't really want to put it on my kiiiinda serious blog page. So. Welcome to the STUPID BLOG OH YEAH. I am going to use this to post all my ridiculous thoughts that I don't want to plague my friends with or taint my definitely-super-serious-main-blog with. Hell yeah.
"At my wedding I won't wear a gown yeah I would rather wear lady gaga MEAT DRESS" is generational, if you ask me. It's been stuck in my head for the last few days and I thought fuck. Fucking god damnit I'm gonna have to go listen to Queef Jerky's entire discography. And what makes me laugh is how fucking good it is man - like don't get me wrong this shit is STRAIGHT ASS. But it's also SO GOOD. bbno$ said about Pineapple Upside Down that when musicians are having fun they make the dopest music and I agree with him that it does (un)fortunately show in this LOL. The mixing is also genuinely just insanely good. Ignore the lyrics and listen to the instrumental on any Queef Jerky song and it's like. Kinda transcendent. It's just occurred to me that maybe I should be typing it as QUEEF JERKY but I can't be fucked to go change it.
It is 12/07/2025, the day of the Sachsenring Sprint Race, in which we got a Bezquezararo podium. Marcmarcio? Marcbezararo? Don't fucking ask me I have NO clue. But Marco hugged both Fabio and Marc. Revolutionary, sensational, spectacular. Marc also said "Ciao, Marco" the other day, which has NEVER HAPPENED ONCE. IT's AAALWAYS BEEN BEZZECCHI. GAME-CHANGING THINGS ARE HAPPENING. This is the SECOND ever Marcmarc hug. I can't believe it. Anyway it's currently 25 degrees celcius and I think that is melting my brain. I shall proceed to drink BEER about it yessir.
Well, I just discovered through my dear friend that getting stuck in a washing machine ISN'T just a bad porn plot...that shit really happens?! And it KILLS?!?!? So then I was like...what if there was a bad porno but it wasn't even a porno it was just some girl going STEP BRO GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THING I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE. And then my friend mentioned that they don't take baths because their aunt died from putting oils in bathwater and slipping and falling. Which turned into this:
So, that's how my evening is going!
Yeah, so today I made a more melancholic post on my Serious Blog and then promptly uploaded 4 poems in a row while listening to sad music. And then I ate steak and chips and felt TOTALLY HAPPY AND NORMAL AGAIN. Perhaps I need to eat more iron. Go figure.
So here's the thing. I decided yesterday that it was finally time to take the plunge and make my index page entirely custom built by my own hands n all that. Which, hell yeah, really cool. But it's now been probably about 10 hours of coding (mostly css, some html, a liiiittle javascript) and I can confidently say I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through...? CLEARLY the me who created a 10-min MS paint mockup of my shiny new page yesterday at 6pm had big plans, and the me of now is SUFFERING for it.
To be so fair thought I've learned a shit ton today and it's already looking (if I do say so myself) really good. I find myself funny thought because instead of just.,,getting all the foundations down? Like most people would? No. I didn't particularly do that. I got a couple divs sorted and then IMMEDIATELY proceeded to make an entire custom font of my own handwriting. Which is pretty sick lets all be so real. Then I made my first ever stamp! Which is also pretty sick. Then I took a break to explain to my grandmother why Mike Pence needs to die (she agreed with me. based). Then I put my motorcycle in space and made her glow.
So idk man all that to say a full homepage revamp in a very different style is coming SOON. Unless I spend a few more days doing nothing but coding and burn myself out. Usually it'd be a big risk but tbh given it's snowing where I live and I resultantly cannot go out on my beloved darling baby bike I'm really looking for Anything to do so,,,may as well do this. So yeah anyway Watch This Space. I'm going to make an archive or something to keep my current homepage though because it's too charming to get rid of.
I WILL update this when I'm not half-asleep at midnight. But just know that I have COMPELLING evidence that Kristoff from Frozen (the blonde guy) is either a mormon or an ex-mormon (def the latter by the 2nd movie). So, expect that info to enlighten you soon.
