1) time and date u started this? 04/05/2025, 15:54
2) asl? 22 M UK. It’s been so long I had to sit for a sec to remember what this meant LOL
3) opinions on musicals? LOVE them unforch. Cats (the original London cast) will forever be special to me. I could be the Rum Tum Tugger if I wanted to. Easily.
4) favorite snack? Lately it’s been pork scratchings as I just took a trip down to the Black Country (Birmingham area – they make em best there). In general though, probably salt&vinegar crisps.
5) have u ever been in love? Many times, I fear.
6) favorite pokemon? I HAVE A FEW! Whimsicott, Shiny Goodra, Sylveon. I like Bulbasaur and Turtwig so much I have them tattooed.
7) mario kart main? PEACH! But SPECIFICALLY on her pink motorbike. Because of course.
8) tf2 main? Scout or sniper…
9) do you laugh at youtube poops? I used to, but no longer I fear.
10) are you listening to music right now? Yes! Torna a casa by Måneskin, I love them a lot but especially this album (Il ballo della vita)
11) favorite shape? Rather like triangles, tbh.
12) do you believe in astrology? Kind of.
13) do you believe in the occult? Yes!
14) opinions on vocaloid? Cool but not really my thing.
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar? Fuckin absolutely dude. My god if I could not get a normal job and just play music, smoke weed, and drink a lot instead I’d pick that every time.
16) do you easily get stressed? Mm, not really? I’m generally quite unruffled.
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school? I used to lurve English Lit/Language! When I got to sixth form, it was Classics all the way though.
18) what pokemon type would you be(dual types are allowed lol)? I think I’d be grass.
19) rei or asuka? I don’t know who these people are I am so sorry.
20) favorite html tag? br my beloved u are so sweet when I write poetry.
21) are you religious? Pagan! Which I think counts.
22) opinions on nightcore? LOVE it I need people to stop posting “sped-up” versions of songs. Put an anime girl on there and call it what it IS you COWARDS!
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc) Uhhhh not really? I dressed “emo” for a while and listened to the music but not enough to say- oh well ok actually I WAS a koreaboo for a couple years. I was a 13 year old white boy ok I’m SORRY.
24) are you good at drawing? I’m not bad, but perhaps I wouldn’t say I’m good either.
25) do you crack your joints? Too often.
26) do you read visual novels? No.
27) can you sew? Not very well…
28) can you cook? Yes! I love cooking, it’s one of my favourite things to do to relax.
29) most expensive thing you've bought? What are we defining as a “thing”? Maybe my plane ticket to Korea. Or some sort of merch, perhaps.
30) opinions on cosplay? I think it’s so cool and so charming!! People are very talented. I’ve cosplayed myself once or twice also.
31) what's your most hated band/musician? Honestly I can’t think of someone I HATE,,,,well maybe Drake. Fuck you, Drake.
32) are you a dramatic person? I’m not sure? I don’t think so, but I can be if I think it’s funny.
33) what emoticon do you use most? If we’re talking classic emoticons, less than 3
34) can a miracle certainly occur? Certainly? No. I think you can get lucky, and I think there’s a lot unexplained in the world, but I wouldn’t be so quick to pin unexpected yet positive events as “miracles”.
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood? Any day of the week, baby.
36) do you have a celebrity crush? Many. Charles Leclerc hmu.
37) do you like snow? Love it!!!
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid? Very much so, but I hate Percy Jackson. Far too inaccurate, I’m the kind of autistic where I have opinions on the best translation of The Odyssey after reading several (E V Rieu is the best. I will fight anyone who disagrees with me on this).
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on? The need for Generative AI to be regulated, how social media has ruined modern society, the downfall of Nintendo, Intellectual Property and how it relates to Formula 1, politics and patriotism in MotoGP, the political system of the Julio-Claudian empire and how to effectively rule Ancient Rome, Lord Elgin and how much of a bastard he is…I could go on.
40) are you good at spelling? Mostly, yes!
41) which touhou wud u fuk? I do not know what touhou is, I fear.
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover? Yes. Unforch.
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?! Yes in some areas, no in others.
44) would you be an angel or devil? I…actually don’t know? My instinct says devil because that’s more fun.
45) sine, cosine, or tangent? Tangent babyyy.
46) do you like licorice? Can’t stand it. FOUL stuff.
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves? Mentioned it before but,,,Percy Jackson LOL.
48) what books did you like as a kid? Harry Potter (I know, I know – disclaimer that I hate Rowling and as an adult recognise the harmful stereotypes rampant in that series), Eragon and the Inheritance Series (I still love this dearly), the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Odyssey, umm the Hunger Games series, many more as I loved to read.
49) can you play any instruments? Guitar! Both electric and acoustic.
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding? Um! I’ve got no clue, tbh. Probably something sentimental to me and whoever I marry.
51) do you believe in reincarnation? I’m SUPER wishy-washy about this, actually. Like, no, but also yes, but no, but yes. LOL
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______ I don’t know if this is a reference to something, but instead of finishing it, my brain went “I’m the giant rat that makes all the rules” so…that’s something.
53) have you been to another continent? Yes!
54) whats your worst habit? Always seeing the best in people and taking too long to see the worst.
55) favorite vegetable? LOVE broccoli. Hell yeah.
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid? The Drum Man. Also Sinkholes. Both still scare me.
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures? Amaretto.
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire? Vampire, are you kidding?
59) what do you fear most? At present, not getting a good graduate job.
60) do you sleep with any plushies? Many, many, many!
61) what hobby do you just not understand? Golfing. What the fuck is all that about.
62) do you like the taste of alcohol? Depends on the type – vodka, whiskey, no. Amaretto, wine, yes.
63) are you a hopeless romantic? Unforch.
64) which deadly sin best fits you? Sloth LOL
65) which of your physical features do you like the most? I like my nose! And my eyebrows.
66) are your ears pierced? Yes.
67) have you ever been in a physical fight? Too many times.
68) where do you buy your clothes? I don’t buy clothes too often, but mainly Vinted or local charity shops.
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere? Italy or Russia (if it weren’t horrible politically).
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick? What kind of magic are we talking about here? Show magic is all slight of hand, I can say that for certain (source: nearly joined the circus).
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should! I have not.
72) what is the worst chore to do? HOOVERING. OH MY GOD I HATE THE HOOVER SO MUCH.
73) what did your parents almost name you? No clue!
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender? I always liked the name Lily when I was younger, so maybe that.
75) what were your first words? No clue!
76) what do you want your last words to be? Something stupid or funny, I think.
77) when did you first regularly start going online? Far too young.
78) what year do you miss the most? I don’t think I miss any year the most – I try to look forward, as every year so far has been my best year.
79) are you psychic? Not particularly, but I have my moments.
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself. I don’t think so.
81) what do you use to listen to music? Spotify…see my playlists here if you want.
82) whats the biggest city you've been to? Had to google this, as I was stuck between Seoul, London, and Tokyo – it’s Tokyo.
83) favorite animal? Cats!
84) what web browser do you use? Chrome…
85) are you allergic to kitty cats??????????? No, thank god.
86) do you like energy drinks? I don’t mind monster, it’s great for mixing with booze. I love Red Bull.
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc? I never thought I’d say yes, and I’ve never spent money on anything like this before. But I am currently addicted to this stupid mobile gacha game called SuitU, and I have spent too much money on it.
88) when do you usually go to bed? I’m usually in bed by 10, but I tend to sleep from 11:30pm-1am. 2am is my LIMIT unless I’m clubbing, because I wake up early.
89) how often do you wash your hair? Every other day, sometimes after 2 days.
90) would you download a car? Fuckin yeah man.
91) what was your favorite show as a kid? Phineas and Ferb.
92) whats the silliest hat you own? Perhaps my silver glittery cowboy hat?
93) what album/song do you listen to when you're feeling angsty? Lately? SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo – nothing like a bit of teen angst. Joji, also, and Mitski.
94) do you make OCs? I’ve made a couple previously, but no.
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone? I whisper ominously to myself a lot.
96) do you like fireworks? Yes!
97) favorite painter? Nobody comes to mind tbh. I like a lot of sculptors but not too many traditional painters.
98) favorite numbers? 2, 5, 13, 93.
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever) I’m decent at overwatch, so maybe FPS? I love MMORPGS and Survival games, too.
100) time and date you finished this? 04/05/2025, 16:38! That was fun.